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  1. 28th June 2006, 07:54 PM #1
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    Talking Its a time and gravity thing

    Recognize any of these symptoms!!!!






    How true...








    IF MY BODY WERE A CAR



    If my body were a car, this is the time I would be thinking about trading it in for a newer model. I've got bumps and dents and scratches in my finish and my paint job is getting a little dull, but that's not the worst of it.




    My headlights are out of focus and it's especially hard to see things up close.




    My traction is not as graceful as it once was. I slip and slide and skid and bump into things even in the best of weather.




    My whitewalls are stained with varicose veins.




    It takes me hours to reach my maximum speed.




    My fuel rate burns inefficiently.




    But here's the worst of it --




    almost every time I sneeze, cough or sputter.....either my radiator leaks or my exhaust backfires!








    (must have been a toymotor in a previous life )
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  2. 28th June 2006, 08:17 PM #2
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    very good
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  3. 28th June 2006, 08:31 PM #3
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    Very, very funny......................and unfortunately true
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  4. 28th June 2006, 08:40 PM #4
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    Yeah, well;
    Can we change subject. Hits a bit too close to home
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  5. 28th June 2006, 08:48 PM #5
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    I was once told three thing to remember when you get old:

    1. Never walk past a toilet!

    2. Never trust a fart!

    3. Never waste an erection!
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  6. 28th June 2006, 08:53 PM #6
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    Quote Originally Posted by Cruiser
    I was once told three thing to remember when you get old:

    1. Never walk past a toilet!

    2. Never trust a fart!

    3. Never waste an erection!
    Now thats funny
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