Thread: MELBOURNE OBSESSION WITH TOILET PAPER

Originally Posted by Roverlord off road spares

WHY IS IT EVERY TIME THERE IS SOMETHING GOING ON IN MELB THERE'S PANIC BUYING OF TOILET PAPER?
IT'S ENOUGH TO GIVE YOU THE ****

Oxymoron , that's why theirs panic buying .

If we are all so hygienic why is this spreading? What's wrong with newspaper!

Originally Posted by theelms66

If we are all so hygienic why is this spreading? What's wrong with newspaper!

or leaves and grass lol

Horsham has sold out to.
Only 2 bags of grated cheese left on shelf in supermarket, so cheese binds ones insides up so why the shortage of toilet paper for **** Sake.

**** happens.......

I did our normal weekly shop this morning and apart from dunny roll everything was in plentiful supply. Did score a 6 pack of poo tickets though but not much left. When I went past at lunch time on my way to donate plasma there were queues out the door - glad I got in before the announcement although blind freddy could have seen it coming.

Just changed the wording on my phone system to say we have no toilet paper. 400 + calls from 40-50 year olds many of whom thought it worth arguing when told we do not have any Pzer vaccines OMG panic can be fun. I am solo on the phones tonight as my usual crew are away. I wonder how long I can go before letting rip?

No sir/madam- your correct I was joking about not having any at all. You can have the fizzer vaccine you insist we have. Please park at ***&878a and i will be right there to give it to you. Please wait for me might be a little delayed as it may not arrive for several months

Knew it was an omen while waiting to pay for a litre of milk at the supermarket just after 7 this morning when it opened.

Woman in front of me only had one item............. the mega pack of dunny paper.

DL