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22nd July 2006, 10:20 AM
#1
Some thing to consider in life......
This is a strictly mathematical viewpoint...it goes like this:
What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?
Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these
questions:
If:
A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z
is represented as:
1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.
Then:
H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
and
K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%
But,
A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%
And,
B-U-L-L-S-H-I-T
2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%
AND, look how far ass kissing will take you.
A-S-S-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%
So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work
and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the
Bull**** and Asskissing that will put you over the top.
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22nd July 2006, 10:36 AM
#2
SO things are a bit slow today rob
just go out to that shed and do some more on that rangie or else
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22nd July 2006, 11:39 AM
#3
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22nd July 2006, 11:47 AM
#4
What about
W-O-R-K-S-M-A-R-T-E-R
23+15+18+11+19+13+1+18+20+5+18
= 161%
That's gotta take the cake!
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22nd July 2006, 01:02 PM
#5
Ok Wortho, you can take the cake.... just give me the the winning 6 numbers for tonights t+a+t+t+s+l+o+t+t+o draw
20+1+20+20+19+12+15+20+20+15=162
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22nd July 2006, 01:39 PM
#6
Now I know what I havent done enough of in the past, wonder if it works at home as well
Regards
Stevo
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