Age restrictions on the purchase of ....eggs

**ramblingboy42** · 23rd October 2022, 10:23 PM

or the council.....

years ago my daughter brought half a dozen 2 wk old "hens" from her school

I noticed one was much noisier than the others and named it "rowdy", it grew into a particularly handsome colourful rooster and I was going to show him....

this is where the council comes in....my neighbour. complained to the council without consulting me...saying Rowdy was crowing at 2am....a council officer turns up with a warrant for Rowdy's arrest.... immediate disposal , no 2nd warnings so he had to go.

I put a photo of him in the local newsletter and a guy came from Russel Island and rescued him , so Rowdy lived his life out in the hen house resort on a tropical island

**austastar** · 24th October 2022, 10:04 AM

Hi,
Suburban life in Asia is full of rosters crowing at sparrow fart. Followed of course (in Muslim countries) by the morning amplified call to prayer.
Cheers

**Saitch** · 24th October 2022, 01:27 PM

Originally Posted by austastar

Hi,
Suburban life in Asia is full of rosters crowing at sparrow fart. Followed of course (in Muslim countries) by the morning amplified call to prayer.
Cheers

Years ago, when I was in a North African nation, the first morning I heard the call to prayer, owing to my ignorance, I thought it was a dog howling.

**V8Ian** · 24th October 2022, 02:16 PM

Originally Posted by Saitch

Years ago, when I was in a North African nation, the first morning I heard the call to prayer, owing to my ignorance, I thought it was a dog howling.

Don't worry mate, you can only go to hell once and you had your berth reserved years ago.

**austastar** · 24th October 2022, 04:36 PM

Hi,
Worst noise (well one of the more disturbing) at day break was not knowing there was a pork slaughter house just out side my hotel window. (Thailand)
Screaming gurgling pigs being strung up to bleed out put me off pork for a few days.
Cheers

**RANDLOVER** · 11th September 2023, 12:19 PM

The injustice as mentioned by the OP makes my blood boil.

**4bee** · 11th September 2023, 01:32 PM

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

The kids are missing nothing, buying eggs is not all it is cracked up to be.

Shell be right.

It is not the egg/eggs innards that is the problem but that shell hitting one's Duco can mean a respray job.

How do I know this?

Personal experience is how. If in doubt, ask the local larrikans to demonstrate this on your new RaRo.

If one is bothered by Chook noise wait until they graduate to Peacocks.

**Tins** · 11th September 2023, 04:29 PM

Originally Posted by Saitch

Years ago, when I was in a North African nation, the first morning I heard the call to prayer, owing to my ignorance, I thought it was a dog howling.

Never understood why any god would have need of a loudhailer myself.

**Tins** · 11th September 2023, 04:32 PM

Originally Posted by 4bee

If one is bothered by Chook noise wait until they graduate to Peacocks.

Twenty cayuga ducks can make a din as well....

Peacocks. There was one in my street for years, imaginatively named Andrew. He was loud.

**4bee** · 11th September 2023, 07:27 PM

Originally Posted by ramblingboy42

so why are the shelves empty?

is it covid? is it fuel prices? is it the employment situation? is it the floods? is someone stockpiling millions of eggs? are the chooks unhappy? is it the change of government?

whats next ? first it was dunny roll , then pasta , then eggs , then houses , now new cars, what else can't we buy?

As the song goes "Money can't buy you love......."

It can buy you a quick shag though.

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