Thread: only in Australia?

ONLY IN AUSTRALIA.........

Only in Australia ... can a pizza get to your house Faster than an
ambulance.

Only in Australia ... do supermarkets make sick people walk all the Way
to the back of the shop to get their prescriptions while healthy people
can buy cigarettes at the front.

Only in Australia ... do people order double cheeseburgers, large Fries
and a DIET coke.

Only in Australia ... do banks leave both doors open and chain the Pens
to the counters.

Only in Australian ... do we leave cars worth thousands of dollars on
the drive and lock our junk and cheap
lawn mower in the garage.

Only in Australia ... do we use answering machines to screen calls and
then have call waiting so we won't miss a call from someone we didn't
want to talk to in the first place.

Only in Australia ... are there disabled parking places in front of a
skating rink.

NOT TO MENTION...

* 3 Aussies die each year testing if a 9v battery works on their
tongue.

* 58 Aussies are injured each year by using sharp knives instead of
screwdrivers.

* 31 Aussies have died since 1996 by watering their Christmas tree
while the fairy lights were plugged in.

* 8 Aussies had serious burns in 2000 trying on a new jumper with a
lit cigarette in their mouth.
* A massive 543 Aussies were admitted toEmergency in the last two
years after opening bottles of beer with their teeth.

And finally.........

In 2000 eight Aussies cracked their skull whilst throwing up into
the toilet.

Coke goes well with the cheaper scotches.
Never with the high octane stuf.