Reply With QuoteMy favourite curry is a tarka. It is like a tikka but a little otter.
Loud Mouthed Rat Bag
You do have a sense of humour. Now give it back.Originally Posted by kogvos
Cheers, Billy.
Keeping it simple is complicated.
TopicToaster
My favourite curry is a tarka. It is like a tikka but a little otter.
RoverLord
Bit like my cousin Vinny, hes a skinhead, and contrary to popular belief hes a really decent guy, hes been donating blood and organs for years...Please don't trivialize it if you haven't been there
No one knows where he gets them from but thats not the point....
Dave
"In a Landrover the other vehicle is your crumple zone."
For spelling call Rogets, for mechanicing call me.
Fozzy, 2.25D SIII Ex DCA Ute
TdiautoManual d1 (gave it to the Mupion)
Archaeoptersix 1990 6x6 dual cab(This things staying)
If you've benefited from one or more of my posts please remember, your taxes paid for my skill sets, I'm just trying to make sure you get your monies worth.
If you think you're in front on the deal, pay it forwards.
Wizard
Was it yours? It would appear you're missing one.
Loud Mouthed Rat Bag
It was mine but you can keep it. It's all dirty now. I'll just go and see if I can find another one.
Cheers, Billy.
Super Moderator
They're on special at the Reject Shop.
If you don't like trucks, stop buying stuff.
Loud Mouthed Rat Bag
Thanks Ian. I reckon I could get just the right one there, and at a bargain.They're on special at the Reject Shop.
Cheers, Billy.
TopicToaster
Plateaus are the highest form of flattery.
Loud Mouthed Rat Bag
Or the pinnacle of pointlessness?
Cheers, Billy.
Very Very Lucky!
An old geezer became very bored in retirement and decided
to open a medical clinic. He put a sign up outside that
said: "Dr. Geezer's clinic. Get your treatment for $500,
if not cured, get back $1,000."
Doctor "Young," who was positive that this old geezer
didn't know beans about medicine, thought this would be a
great opportunity to get $1,000. So he went to
Dr.Geezer's clinic.
Dr. Young: "Dr.Geezer, I have lost all taste in my mouth.
Can you please help me?"
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in Dr. Young's mouth."
Dr. Young: Aaagh!! -- "This is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your taste back.
That will be $500."
Dr. Young gets annoyed and goes back after a couple of
days figuring to recover his money.
Dr. Young: "I have lost my memory, I cannot remember
anything."
Dr. Geezer: "Nurse, please bring medicine from box 22 and
put 3 drops in the patient's mouth."
Dr. Young: "Oh, no you don't, -- that is Gasoline!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You've got your memory
back. That will be $500."
Dr. Young (after having lost $1000) leaves angrily and
comes back after several more days.
Dr.Young: "My eyesight has become weak --- I can hardly
see anything!!!!"
Dr. Geezer: "Well, I don't have any medicine for that so,
"Here's your $1000 back." (giving him a $10 bill)
Dr. Young: "But this is only $10!"
Dr. Geezer: "Congratulations! You got your vision back!
That will be $500.
Moral of story -- Just because you're "Young" doesn't
mean that you can outsmart an "old Geezer".
Remember: Don't make old people mad. We don't like being
old in the first place, so it doesn't take much to tick
us off!
ENJOY YOUR DAY!!
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