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  1. 2nd October 2018, 06:24 PM #4691
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    Essential oils are for cooking chips and onion rings - all other oils are NOT essential...
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    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
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    I’m pretty sure the dinosaurs died out when they stopped gathering food and started having meetings to discuss gathering food

    A bookshop is one of the only pieces of evidence we have that people are still thinking
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    Government is considering recalling all drought relief fodder due to the report of a needle being found in a haystack
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  6. 6th October 2018, 10:53 AM #4696
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    Not a joke, but some of the hay being sent west for drought relief was found to be basically worthless unless lots of molasses or other supplements were added, I'm told. Basically, the suppliers were taking the opportunity to flog off their waste hay at inflated prices.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Not a joke, but some of the hay being sent west for drought relief was found to be basically worthless unless lots of molasses or other supplements were added, I'm told. Basically, the suppliers were taking the opportunity to flog off their waste hay at inflated prices.
    If thats true they should be made to pay back the money charged and the same amount again as a donation or be fined 5 times the amount charged for the product sent. BASTARDS.

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    A relation who is a vet got curious so he took samples and had them analysed.
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    Banksy's Girl with Balloon artwork selfdestructs after selling for $1.9 million at auction - ABC News (Australian Broadcasting Corporation)

    A painting by mysterious British artist Banksy shred itself into pieces at the moment it had sold for more than 1 million pounds ($1.86 million) at a London auction.

    Onlookers gasped and laughed after the bottom half of "Girl with Balloon", one of Banksy's best-known works, was sucked into a shredder hidden in its frame as the hammer fell, auction house Sotheby's said.
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