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  1. 23rd June 2020, 06:16 PM #6081
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    Police have finally caught a thief who has been regularly stealing from a twine factory.
    He has been charged with a string of offences

    He tied the police up for hours and then told them to get knotted



    I hope they string him up. I'd be rope-able if he robbed me. It'll get tied up in court & the case will come undone I bet.
    Wouldn't you be a-frayed?
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  2. 23rd June 2020, 06:55 PM #6082
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist View Post
    Wouldn't you be a-frayed?
    If the cops really get on top of this they'll be on a roll.

    Then they'll be able to post a new thread on Aulro!

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  3. 23rd June 2020, 07:45 PM #6083
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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    Then they'll be able to post a new thread on Aulro!

    DL
    Unless they're a member, I'm a frayed knot!
    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'

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    Twisted and Kinky?
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    How long are we going to string this along?
    There is no eraser on the pencil of life.

    Now - Not a Land Rover (2018 Dmax)
    Was - 2008 D3 SE 4.0l V6
    Was - 2000 D2 TD5 with much fruit.

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  6. 24th June 2020, 07:08 AM #6086
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    Until we get knotted?
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    I just knew you'd get roped in, DM!
    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'

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  8. 24th June 2020, 07:47 AM #6088
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    Twisted! Jokes
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    Hi,
    Is this yarn going anywhere?

    Cheers
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    Hopefully, it'll unravel..
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