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Originally Posted by sashadidi
Apparently, due to some lifting of restrictions, Lego stores are starting to reopen.
People are lining up for blocks.
What’s the similarity between a dog and a blind Gyno...
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Both have wet noses.
Why are there so many female archaeologists?
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They just love digging up the past.
What’s the difference between a politician and a flying pig?
The letter F.
After completion of eye surgery Mr Smith is lead by hand into the doctors office. "Mr Smith, I have some good news & bad news".
"OK give me the good news."
"You're getting a new dog".
I recently spent $6,500 on a young registered Black Angus bull. I put him out with the herd but he just ate grass and wouldn't even look at a cow. I was beginning to think I had paid more for that bull than he was worth. Anyhow, I had the Vet come and have a look at him. He said the bull was very healthy, but possibly just a little young, so he gave me some pills to feed him once per day.
The bull started to service the cows within two days, all my cows! He even broke through the fence and bred with all of my neighbor's cows! He's like a machine! I don't know what was in the pills the Vet gave him ........... but they kind of taste like peppermint.
Edit- No messages left but several calls from a silent number. Is some ones asking for the pills for their bull? [biggrin][biggrin][biggrin][biggrin]
