I hear the new US administration is renaming the half marathon the "fake marathon".
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I hear the new US administration is renaming the half marathon the "fake marathon".
A Marathon is exactly 42.2km or 26 miles. 45Km is an ultra as is 99km [bigrolf] I love the short runs and the names of course. Back to real jokes[biggrin]Quote:
Originally Posted by RANDLOVER
One day, a sailor met a pirate. The pirate has a peg leg, a hook, and an eyepatch. The sailor asked the pirate,
“How did you get your peg leg?” The pirate replied, “Aargh, a whale bit me leg off.”
Next, the sailor asked, “How did you get your hook?” The pirate replied, “Me crew was in a battle with an enemy ship when me arm was chopped off.”
Finally, “the sailor asked, “How did you get your eyepatch?” The pirate said, “Aye, a seagull pooped in me eye.”The sailor asked, “You lost your eye to bird poop?” The pirate replied, “It was me first day with the hook.
I've been reading a book on anti-gravity and I just can't put it down.
What's worse than a dead dog on your piano ? ..... an infected pussy on your organ .....[bigsad]
To succeed at Rugby one has to try and try again.
One needs leather balls, I gather.
Just think how many more goals they could get with a bit of cooperation..
Cheers
I think introducing the ball into Rugby slowed the game down.
How does a Greek guy ask his wife to reconcile, possibly with a sweet treat?
"Take me baklava"
Teacher: How old is your father?
Student: 6 years old.
Teacher: How is that possible?
Student: Well he only became a father when I was born.
