Perhaps that's why circumcision is so costly.
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Perhaps that's why circumcision is so costly.
A Texan farmer goes to Australia for a vacation. There he meets an Australian farmer and gets talking. The Australian shows off his big wheat field and the Texan says, “Oh! We have wheat fields that are at least twice as large.” Then they walk around the ranch a little, and the Australian shows off his herd of cattle. The Texan immediately says, “We have cattle that are at least twice as large as your cows.” The conversation almost dies when the Texan sees a herd of kangaroos hopping through the field. He asks,
“And what are those?” The Australian replies, “Don’t you have any grasshoppers in Texas?”
It's no joke when one is out & about & your battery gives up the ghost.[bigrolf]Quote:
Originally Posted by d2dave
Hmmm, you’re right - might have to fix that…Quote:
Originally Posted by Tins
IMHO Posts going "Off Topic" can be a good thing. General Section should not be all about Land Rovers( IMHO) but when you consider interesting Posts other Members have made it becomes (mostly ) a Learning experience about things in general.Quote:
Originally Posted by Homestar
I rest me case m'lud.[biggrin]
Lost Phone Scam
Mum! It’s me.
I dropped my phone and broke it, so using my mate’s. Low battery.
I need help.
I took you to the orphanage for a reason.
Stop texting me!
It can't go off topic because there is none. Word association. Association is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes the "associations" people make bewilder me. As some of mine do to others I suspect.Quote:
Originally Posted by Homestar
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Originally Posted by Tins
Wadaya mean? I am the founder of the "Magic Pizza Bakers Association".. Do you believe I paid all that moolah/Joining Fee to some guy & don't exist after all?
[bigsad]Yer kidding me.
[bigrolf]
I'm the president of the Sydney Harbour Bridge Golden Rivet Appreciation Association. You can join for a small $15,000.00 fee if you like.[thumbsupbig]Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
