Jokes

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Originally Posted by austastar

Hi
Difference between a myopic sniper and a constipated owl??

Cheers

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One shoots, but can't hit.....

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

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At the end of the day it doesn't really matter. You can bet that some person has already made a similar error
& ****ed on the floor & as far I can recall it isn't a Hanging Offence.[bigrolf]:rulez:

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Originally Posted by 4bee

At the end of the day it doesn't really matter. You can bet that some person has already made a similar error

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These days I thought it was verboten to ask.

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Originally Posted by Tins

These days I thought it was verboten to ask.

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In some quarters it probably still is.:rulez:

Seen on a sign outside a church recently "Avoid dangerous religions, practice safe sects."

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