Jokes

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

I'm the president of the Sydney Harbour Bridge Golden Rivet Appreciation Association. You can join for a small $15,000.00 fee if you like.[thumbsupbig]

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Is that a once only backhander/discount or will your lot hit me again each week for said amount? I claim a Discount of $7,500. & all me being a Founder & all.


Please send it PO Box xyz Bullibakanka to show me you are genuine, in new notes of course, but to tell the truth I wasn't sure you were not a Sydney Gangsta.


Great doing business with you.

NB This is a secret deal & we both are the only ones who know about it Schtum is the woid, well it was the woid NB Scrotum is really the woid

Bloody online dictionaries!

:Thump::Rolling:

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Originally Posted by Tins

It can't go off topic because there is none. Word association. Association is in the eye of the beholder. Sometimes the "associations" people make bewilder me. As some of mine do to others I suspect.

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Hold my beer…

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Originally Posted by Homestar

Hold my beer…

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Be careful, may be stepping onto hallowed ground……

They say a picture is worth a thousand words as well.

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Originally Posted by Homestar

Hold my beer…

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These days your beer is safe with me....

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Originally Posted by Tins

These days your beer is safe with me....

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Don't even be tempted, my son. [biggrin]

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WdqdQ9PqBMU&t=7s

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Don't even be tempted, my son. [biggrin]

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Not a chance. Those days are gone.

My friend just messaged me this! :Rolling:

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