I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.
It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.
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I was on a quiz show once and they asked me to come up with a 5-letter palindrome that starts with K.
It's a pity, I was stumped but if I had answered correctly I'd have won a new kayak.
I'm not ****ing stupid.
I mean, I used to.
But I divorced her.
How do you make a Pirate angry?
Take the 'P' out of him.
Sticker on my divorced daughter's fridge:
I got a dog for my husband. It was a fair swap.
What's a pirate's favourite vegetable?
Aaarrrtichoke!
What is Tarzan's favourite food?
Finch and chimps!
Probably some nice people in NSW somewhere, maybe
I thought he preferred snake and pygmy pieQuote:
Originally Posted by jx2mad
You lot like your jokes how I like my nachos.
Cheesy.
Here's one:
Crazy ex girlfriends are like a box of chocolates.
They'll kill your dog.
Why does Norways Navy have bar codes on the sides of their ships?
So when they return to port they can..... Scandinavian....