Two surfers are sitting on a dune talking.
Surfer 1: "I have a half-sister. "
Surfer 2: "Different father? "
Surfer 1: "No, shark attack."
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Two surfers are sitting on a dune talking.
Surfer 1: "I have a half-sister. "
Surfer 2: "Different father? "
Surfer 1: "No, shark attack."
What do you call a man with no arms and no legs in a swimming pool?
A: Bob
So, what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool doing laps?
A: Cleverdick.
My Jewish mate has been with his Tourette's syndrome girlfriend for years now. I often wonder why, then yesterday I saw her swear jar
Last night I reached for my bottle of liquid viagra, but I didn't have my glasses on and ended up taking a swig from a bottle of white out. This morning I woke with a huge correction
I said to my new wife, I have a big problem at work, she replied, honey now we're married you can say, "we have a big problem at work". OK I said, we have a big problem at work, we've knocked up our secretary.
That's very funny but it's no Joke.
What are they like padded up???Quote:
Originally Posted by cuppabillytea
Stored energy or muscle at rest!