Jokes

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Originally Posted by johntins

So, what do you call a man with no arms or legs in a pool doing laps?


A: Cleverdick.

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Or Bob

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Originally Posted by ezyrama

Or Bob

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Bob doesn't do laps. He's only a Buoy.

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

Bob doesn't do laps. He's only a Buoy.

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I thought Bob was older?

A woman gives birth to 2 boys but has to give them up for adoption. One goes to Egypt to live and is named Amal, the other one goes to Spain and is named Juan. On their 10th birthday, Juan sends a photo of himself to his mother, She says to her now husband, I wish I had a photo of Amal as well, her husband replies, why, if you've seen Juan, you've seen Amal

My dog had a problem of chasing people on a bike, it got so bad, I had to take the bike away from him

Your generation is too reliant on modern technology my Grandfather said when I was looking at my laptop. No I retorted, yours is, as I pulled the plug on his life support machine.

My wife said she's leaving because she can't handle my OCD anymore.
I said, "Close the door 5 times on your way out."

nice clear pic of the Milkyway looking from Mars

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A 4th grade teacher is giving her students a lesson in logic, now here is the situation, a man is standing in a boat in the middle of the river. He losese his balance and falls into the river, splashing around calling for help. His wife hears the commotion , knowing he can't swim, runs down to the bank. Now said the teacher, why did she run down to the bank, a little girl holds up her hand and says, " to withdraw all his savings miss?"

Two flies standing on some dog poop, one says to the other, hey you wanna hear a good joke? 2nd fly says, sure, but not like the last one, that was disgusting and I'm trying to eat here