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  1. 4th January 2021, 05:03 AM #6771
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    A thief broke into my house last night. He started searching for money so I got up and searched with him.
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    I have just received an early birthday present. A letter from RMS telling me I need an eye test and a medical to keep driving. Does that mean I am officially OLD?
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    I have just made a profound discovery.


    All of life is work experience
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    Quote Originally Posted by jx2mad View Post
    I have just received an early birthday present. A letter from RMS telling me I need an eye test and a medical to keep driving. Does that mean I am officially OLD?
    Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
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  5. 4th January 2021, 12:17 PM #6775
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    Quote Originally Posted by Xtreme View Post
    Just remember, once you're over the hill you begin to pick up speed.
    Arthur Schopenhauer (Stanford Encyclopedia of Philosophy)

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    There are dozens of Youtube videos about him !
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    i went to coles and they had a special on. he was collecting the trolleys
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    Quote Originally Posted by Eevo View Post
    i went to coles and they had a special on. he was collecting the trolleys
    Ptaste.jpg

    Personally, I'm leaning to the latter!
    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'

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  10. 8th January 2021, 09:09 AM #6780
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
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    Personally, I'm leaning to the latter!

    your signature is appropriate for this
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