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  1. 15th January 2021, 09:50 AM #6811
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    1938 - France Held the World Cup
    1939 - Severe Bushfires in Australia
    1940 - Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
    1941 - Attack on Pearl Harbour

    2018 - France Held the World Cup
    2019 - Severe Bushfires in Australia
    2020 - Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
    2021 -
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    1938 - France Held the World Cup
    1939 - Severe Bushfires in Australia
    1940 - Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
    1941 - Attack on Pearl Harbour

    2018 - France Held the World Cup
    2019 - Severe Bushfires in Australia
    2020 - Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
    2021 -

    CRIPES! Hold breath.
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    We're safe from the apocalypse then - France didn't host the 2018 world cup Jokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by DieselDan View Post
    We're safe from the apocalypse then - France didn't host the 2018 world cup Jokes
    Was almost going to fact check it before I posted but it gave me a laugh. Maybe it was a different world cup in France?
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    Ok, after a bit or research it appears France WON the world cup in 2018 - doesn't make the joke quite as good but have edited it for accuracies sake.

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    1938 - France Held the World Cup
    1939 - Severe Bushfires in Australia
    1940 - Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
    1941 - Attack on Pearl Harbour

    2018 - France won the World Cup
    2019 - Severe Bushfires in Australia
    2020 - Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
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    Yeah, sorry for being a party pooper Jokes
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    I think "no freebies" is the 1st Rule of Lawyering.
    It's called 'billable seconds'.
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    A petrol station owner in Ireland was trying to increase his sales, so he put up a sign that read, 'Free Sex with Fill-Up.'
    Paddy pulled in, filled his tank and asked for his free sex.
    The owner told him to pick a number from 1 to 10.
    If he guessed correctly, he would get his free sex.
    Paddy guessed 8, and the proprietor said, 'You were close.
    The number was 7. Sorry. No sex this time.'
    A week later, Paddy, along with his friend Mick, pulled in for another fill-up. Again he asked for his free sex.
    The proprietor again gave him the same story, and asked him to guess the correct number.
    Paddy guessed 2. The proprietor said, 'Sorry, it was 3.
    You were close, but no free sex this time.'
    As they were driving away, Mick said to Paddy,
    'I think that game is rigged and he doesn't really
    give away free sex at all.'
    Paddy replied, 'No it's genuine enough Mick.
    My wife won twice last week.'
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    1938 - France Held the World Cup
    1939 - Severe Bushfires in Australia
    1940 - Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
    1941 - Attack on Pearl Harbour

    2018 - France Held the World Cup
    2019 - Severe Bushfires in Australia
    2020 - Cancellation of Tokyo Olympics
    2021 -
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