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The instructions on the cake mix packet says to seperate two eggs but it does not say how far ?

From the Friday 5;

The boss was complaining in our staff meeting the other day that he wasn't getting any respect. Later that morning he went to a local card and novelty shop and bought a small sign that read, "I'm the Boss." He then taped it to his office door. Later that day when he returned from lunch, he found that someone had taped a note to the sign that said. "Your wife called; she wants her sign back!"

I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.

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Originally Posted by Rob3

The instructions on the cake mix packet says to seperate two eggs but it does not say how far ?

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Goog ([bigrolf]) segregation..... it's about keeping the whites away from the yolks.

DL

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.

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I'd like a bucket of what he was on. Hang on, I think I may have some in my desk drawer.[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by DiscoMick

I had a laugh about the American politician who asked if climate change could be fixed by changing the orbit of the moon. Apparently he was serious.

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Saw a video of a senator on a subcommittee questioning an admiral about the build-up of troops on Guam- he thought there was a real risk of capsizing the island. The admiral kept a straight face and replied that they were confident that would not happen.

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