Jokes

**sashadidi** · 30th September 2021, 03:56 PM

__3cbcbaf546ef6de5d2b1e335151f4467_width-300.jpeg

**sashadidi** · 30th September 2021, 03:59 PM

Originally Posted by spudfan

Things are looking bad in the UK.....

FAdPvBQXEAUMIkc.jpg

**spudfan** · 30th September 2021, 07:10 PM

Latest developments.

**Saitch** · 1st October 2021, 07:40 AM

...
Petrol.jpg

**Gravy** · 1st October 2021, 09:12 AM

Fact

A very self-important Yuppie was attending a recent football game. He took it upon himself to explain to a senior citizen sitting next to him why it was impossible for the older generation to understand his generation.
"You grew up in a different world, actually an almost primitive one," the flea said, loud enough for many of those nearby to hear. "The young people of today grew up with television, jet planes, space travel, man walking on the moon, our spaceships have visited Mars. We have nuclear energy, electric and hydrogen cars, computers with light-speed processing, and....," pausing to take another drink of beer.
The Senior took advantage of the break in the flea's litany and said, "You're right, son. We didn't have those things when we were young .... so we invented them. Now, you arrogant little ****head, what are you doing for the next generation?"
The applause was deafening.
I just love senior citizens!