Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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A friend of mine had an Irish Wolfhound that used to look after the 'Pre Wash Cycle'

Originally Posted by Xtreme

A friend of mine had an Irish Wolfhound that used to look after the 'Pre Wash Cycle'

I bet it loved the Guinness pint glasses & the Irish Stew less, plates & serving dishes.

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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Our dog takes advantage of the pre cook cycle
If any meat is left unattended, even for a few seconds, she will take what she believes is her share

The youngest was asked to put away the meat in the freezer, as he grabbed a bag and turned to place in the freezer, the bitch grabbed a bag of chicken Kiev’s, took them out to the lawn and ate 1 only
Came back inside and grabbed a bag of sausages
Took it to the back lawn and ate 1 sausage
As she came back in the boy was looking for the bag of sausages (his favourite)
Asked mum if we were having sausages for dinner, when told no he asked what happened to the sausages
The wife went outside to find the two bags on the lawn and the dog with her “happy face”

Also happens when meat is defrosted in microwave and the boys decide they want to heat up a something before dinner and put the meat on the bench
As we go to get meat out of microwave to cook, we find nothing, ask the kids what happened to dinner we get the typical dunno
Got out to the lawn and find dinner, minus one portion ☹️☹️

Originally Posted by Gav 110

Our dog takes advantage of the pre cook cycle
If any meat is left unattended, even for a few seconds, she will take what she believes is her share

The youngest was asked to put away the meat in the freezer, as he grabbed a bag and turned to place in the freezer, the bitch grabbed a bag of chicken Kiev’s, took them out to the lawn and ate 1 only
Came back inside and grabbed a bag of sausages
Took it to the back lawn and ate 1 sausage
As she came back in the boy was looking for the bag of sausages (his favourite)
Asked mum if we were having sausages for dinner, when told no he asked what happened to the sausages
The wife went outside to find the two bags on the lawn and the dog with her “happy face”

Also happens when meat is defrosted in microwave and the boys decide they want to heat up a something before dinner and put the meat on the bench
As we go to get meat out of microwave to cook, we find nothing, ask the kids what happened to dinner we get the typical dunno
Got out to the lawn and find dinner, minus one portion ☹️☹️

Shirley all dogs should have a varied diet?

I wish I knew who kicked the Jack from under the Car I’ve been working on … The Suspension is Killing me

Funniest I heard was the fellow working under his car, grabbed the sill to pull himself out. In doing so, closed the door on his fingers. Unhurt but trapped.

My wife is upset with me because I wanted her mother to wear a face mask at our house for Christmas. Geez, that was 2006, you'd think she'd let it go by now.

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