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Originally Posted by NavyDiver
There is a lesson there, Always keep your moby within grabbing distance. Bugger the keys & fags.
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Originally Posted by NavyDiver
There is a lesson there, Always keep your moby within grabbing distance. Bugger the keys & fags.
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Originally Posted by Tins
You have to admit, it has got to be less expensive than the Mobile Dog Wash thingey so long as the pooch doesn't cark it.
Keep the temperature of the water down and you won’t end up with a hot dog[emoji12]Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
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Originally Posted by Gav 110
Very droll Mr 110. [bigrolf]
That is ok for Jack Russells & the like but not much chop for Alsations, St.Bernards etc
I know I know, get a bigger Industrial Dishwasher. Sheeeesh. [bigrolf]
I’ve caught a Springer trying to get in our dishwasher more then once, tongue first.Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
I was very tempted to give it the push and shove and quickly close the door but she has a tendency to run before the old size11 swings her way[emoji12]
After a delicious dinner and a few drinks Sarah leads George into the bedroom. With a very seductive voice the wife asked her husband, "Have you ever seen Twenty Dollars all crumpled up?
"No," said her husband
She gave him a sexy little smile, unbuttoned the top 3 or 4 buttons of her blouse, and slowly reached down into the cleavage created by a soft, silky push-up bra, and pulled out a crumpled Twenty Dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Twenty Dollar bill from her and smiled approvingly.
She then asked him, "Have you ever seen Fifty Dollars all crumpled up?"
"Uh... no, I haven't," he said, with an anxious tone in his voice. She gave him another sexy little smile, pulled up her skirt, and seductively reached into her tight, sheer panties... and pulled out a crumpled Fifty dollar bill.
He took the crumpled Fifty Dollar bill, and started breathing a little quicker with anticipation
"Now," she said, "have you ever seen $50,000 Dollars all crumpled up?"
"No way!" he exclaims, while obviously becoming even more aroused and excited, to which she replied* "Go look in the garage...."
Hi rick130Quote:
Originally Posted by rick130
Good joke, even the missus laughed
But is this bordering away from the “g” rating that some of us have to adhere to around here[emoji12]
Oh well, the mods will sort this out[emoji1531][emoji1531]
My son said to me the other day “Dad, are we pyromaniacs?”
I replied “Yes, we ar son!”
Have you ever tried blind archery??
You don’t know what your missing!!!
