Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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Being quite topical oi loikes that.

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

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I have wondered why the EJECT button at all. Oh, I see what you mean.

TiC.

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Modern medicine...
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excuse if already out- shock news is Djokovic has been appointed the new English batting coach. The poms acknowledged has never played cricket but notes Australia took two weeks to get him out thus he is better than all the English batsmen combined

A guy goes to the dentist to have a tooth extracted.
The dentist pulls out a numbing needle to give the man a shot.
"No way! No needles. I hate needles" the patient said.
The dentist starts to hook up the nitrous oxide and the man says:
" I can't do the gas thing. The thought of having the gas mask on
suffocates me!'
The dentist then asks the patient if he has any objections to taking a pill.
"No objection," he says. "I'm fine with pills."
The dentist gives him a couple of pills. He swallows them.
"What are they?" he says.
"Viagra," says the dentist.
"Heck," the patient says, "I didn't know Viagra worked as a pain killer."
"It doesn't" said the dentist, "But it will give you something to hold on to
when I pull your tooth out."

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