Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by 350RRC

Looks like a bulletproof vest upside down to me, but your interpretation is amusing.

DL

The way shown would/should protect the Goolies but up the other way, maybe not so much.


Always assuming the OP was using a Webley & Scott Air Pistol but the version 1 of Sash's cartoon could be a tad risky allowing one's "dongle" to dangle through what was the neck opening.


See what I'm driving at?

Originally Posted by sashadidi

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A new take on The Hurt Locker???

You can't buy toilet paper anywhere, so that's nice.

Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

You can't buy toilet paper anywhere, so that's nice.

So, Finger or Gum Leaves cuppa?


Grass at a pinch.

Corn cob.

According to a 16th century French Monk, Francois Rabelai, in his book “Gargantua and Pantagruel” nothing is better than the neck of a goose.

“But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.”

I’m not too sure how a goose would feel about this.

Originally Posted by RHS58

According to a 16th century French Monk, Francois Rabelai, in his book “Gargantua and Pantagruel” nothing is better than the neck of a goose.

“But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.”

I’m not too sure how a goose would feel about this.

Like ****.

Hence the term 'Goose someone' I would gather?