Jokes

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Originally Posted by 4bee

[bigrolf][bigrolf] Are they real Bulletproof Jocks or just in case some pulls out a Gat & confronts him/her & he Craps himself?[biggrin]


Carrying that much crap around would involve a pair of XOS wellies to catch it all.[bigrolf][bighmmm]

The weapon appears to be an FN 7.62mm L1A1. SLR

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Looks like a bulletproof vest upside down to me, but your interpretation is amusing.

DL

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Originally Posted by 350RRC

Looks like a bulletproof vest upside down to me, but your interpretation is amusing.

DL

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The way shown would/should protect the Goolies but up the other way, maybe not so much[bigrolf].


Always assuming the OP was using a Webley & Scott Air Pistol but the version 1 of Sash's cartoon could be a tad risky allowing one's "dongle" to dangle through what was the neck opening. [bighmmm]


See what I'm driving at?:wallbash::Rolling:

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

Attachment 176822

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A new take on The Hurt Locker???

You can't buy toilet paper anywhere, so that's nice.

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

You can't buy toilet paper anywhere, so that's nice.

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[bigsad] So, Finger or Gum Leaves cuppa?


Grass at a pinch.

Corn cob.

According to a 16th century French Monk, Francois Rabelai, in his book “Gargantua and Pantagruel” nothing is better than the neck of a goose.

“But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.”

I’m not too sure how a goose would feel about this.

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Originally Posted by RHS58

According to a 16th century French Monk, Francois Rabelai, in his book “Gargantua and Pantagruel” nothing is better than the neck of a goose.

“But, to conclude, I say and maintain, that of all torcheculs, arsewisps, bumfodders, tail-napkins, bunghole cleansers, and wipe-breeches, there is none in the world comparable to the neck of a goose, that is well downed, if you hold her head betwixt your legs. And believe me therein upon mine honour, for you will thereby feel in your nockhole a most wonderful pleasure, both in regard of the softness of the said down and of the temporate heat of the goose, which is easily communicated to the bum-gut and the rest the inwards, in so far as to come even to the regions of the heart and brains.”

I’m not too sure how a goose would feel about this.

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Like ****.

Hence the term 'Goose someone' I would gather?

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Corn cob.

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That'd smart a bit but at the end of the day it would probably be good for his piles just like a Woodworker's Rasp if they were dried. That'd really really smart. The Cob, not his piles.[bighmmm]