Jokes

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Originally Posted by 350RRC

Looks like a bulletproof vest upside down to me, but your interpretation is amusing.

DL

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Oi DL, it wasn't meant to be amusing.[tonguewink] [biggrin] It is a very serious subject having one's DAKS full of **** bearing in mind, being bulletproof, it would therefore have many many layers, & would tend to make them Watertight & a bit messy if a Bullet did happen to penetrate the garment.:BigCry:

Get it?:Rolling:

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Originally Posted by 4bee

That'd smart a bit but at the end of the day it would probably be good for his piles just like a Woodworker's Rasp if they were dried. That'd really really smart. The Cob, not his piles.[bighmmm]

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As long as he didn’t slip and fall on the cob… it might aggravate more than the piles[emoji12]

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Originally Posted by Gav 110

As long as he didn’t slip and fall on the cob… it might aggravate more than the piles[emoji12]

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If he was walking backwards that may very well happen. Apparently. "Cob a la Prostate."[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by V8Ian

Corn cob.

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For a deep clean?

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Originally Posted by cuppabillytea

For a deep clean?

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Maybe a thorough scrub[emoji12]

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Originally Posted by RHS58

I’m not too sure how a goose would feel about this.

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A lot better than they feel about being force fed to make foie gras, I imagine.

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Originally Posted by sashadidi

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That’s where all my gnomes have been going!!
I thought the local teenagers had been taking them on “holiday”[emoji848]

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