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A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic. The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?" "I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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Originally Posted by rick130

A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic. The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?" "I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.

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Oh dear..

After a year's lockdown I no longer find it boring staying in all day, but I don't understand why in one box of Rice Krispies there are 12453, and in another box there are 12467?

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Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

After a year's lockdown I no longer find it boring staying in all day, but I don't understand why in one box of Rice Krispies there are 12453, and in another box there are 12467?

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JEEEEZUZ, Eevo has really got to you ain't he?:Rolling:

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Originally Posted by 4bee

JEEEEZUZ, Eevo has really got to you ain't he?:Rolling:

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He'll get to us all in the end, mark my words.

sure you weren't counting fruitloops? plenty of them around

I'm no good at reading people's minds, I think that makes me "Telepathetic".

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Pic is worth ..... [biggrin]

Harry Brown was a defense lawyer who always tried to look on the bright side, even with his most hardened criminal clients. One day, during a particularly difficult case, he told his client:

"I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is your blood test came back and your DNA matches the blood found on the victim, the murder weapon and the getaway car."

"Oh no!" said the client. "I'm finished! What's the good news?"

"Your cholesterol is down to 4."