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Brought chook, avocado, tomato from my veggie patch, some cheese and nice bread- For a nice Chicken sandwich of course.
Total cock up as the bloody chook is ****ting all over my kitchen floor and I cannot catch the rotten thing. [biggrin]
Told the kids as I picked them up from School. Very alarmed to hear about a Kidnapping!!! It turned out ok. The kid had stayed up to watch the tennis and they woke him up before lunch time and he did not need a chicken sanga [bigwhistle]
Someone needs to stay out of the pharmaceutical room.[bigwhistle]
Harsh Cuppa. I was told they were dad jokes [biggrin]Quote:
Originally Posted by cuppabillytea
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Originally Posted by Saitch
If he was addressing a bloke by the name of Five he'd be one of my mob.[bigrolf]
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Originally Posted by NavyDiver
WELL I'll be........ So much for your running prowess, & you can't catch a bloody chook ?
What are you like as a 12g Marksman & a domesticated Crime Scene house cleaner?
If you think cleaning up the floor & walls is not for you, try these understanding folk.[bigrolf]
NTCSC • National Trauma & Crime Scene Cleaning I don't know if they repair Pellet Holes. You could ask them on their arrival.
If their phone Rep asks the Time of the Occurrence be careful not to say," it hasn't happened yet but give me five" .:wallbash::Rolling:
I see Nigella gave you a mention. Have you both got a thing going on? [bighmmm]
https://www.nigella.com/recipes/salt-and-pepper-squid?utm_source=mailer_rotd&utm_medium=email&utm_ campaign=Salt_and_Pepper_Squid_20220204
TiC.[biggrin]
Caught more than a few chooks. Kerang (vic) show had a chook chase. Some rude sod made me give all but ONE I grabbed away to the slow buggers[biggrin] Or the little ones who must have wondered? A job as a kid catching chooks for the end of life bit was a key. I grabbed ten and gave it to the bigger guys other ten to load 20 in to a crate at 3am -5am I think. The technique carried well for the free chooks. Those of you who have never seen how that KFC and red roster stuff gets into a box or your roast chook might be a happy to know slave labor got me a whole $10 for the time except just once when the rope on a large stake of loaded crates of chooks on a truck a snapped. Dropping the entire load ontop of my head. Boss seemed a bit guilty and gave me a whole $20 that morning.Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee
Never shot a chicken. Put more than a few to sleep for fun [thumbsupbig] NOT with the axe but yep used that on a few too :Rolling:
Only way I could do it was from afar with the .22… after all, the kids had named them and I couldn’t look the poor chooks in the eyes when the deed was done.Quote:
Originally Posted by NavyDiver
You can fit 22,000 chooks in a b-double.
If the Transport Department want to weigh it, you bang on the trailer, reducing the mass by 50%. :bat:[bigrolf]
Do you have a penchant for an aye five?Quote:
Originally Posted by 4bee