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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post

    It is simply Horizontal Para Gliding with Fuel. Nothing to see here.


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    Said 4B, racing out to the shed. He'll be of to Dan Murphy's tomorrow, Stihl propelled.
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    who is going to fix the tyre...


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    Brings a 'Crab pot' to mind, for me.
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Said 4B, racing out to the shed. He'll be of to Dan Murphy's tomorrow, Stihl propelled.

    Probably not, as he has a pretty rough olde Driveway to negotiate before he can turn Left or Right to the nearest Moiphys & couldn't scoot along like that bloke. And of course there is the dust.................?


    But I will keep this in mind for any future voyages to the smoke.


    I wonder how a STIHL brush cutter would go but with a single Rubber tyre instead of the normal Cord Head fitted?

    Sure, a bit awkward to control, but where there is a Wheel there is a way. 'ello an echo?



    I suppose one could hang the BC over the stern of the tub like a Thai Longtail boat? Yep, that could just work.


    Ambles off to shed with an 8m tape, a vivid imagination & heaps of luck.

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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    who is going to fix the tyre...


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    Fixing the Flat may be the least of their problems & not even be possible the way the closest Lion is sussing the tyre out to see if it can be eaten.


    A side dressing of Loose Bowel Contents may help.

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    'sit bonum tempora volvunt'


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    A salty Sailor walks into a bar with a ship’s steering wheel in his pants.


    The bartender says: “Hey, did you know you’ve got a steering wheel in your pants?”


    “Aye, sir that it be, “says the Sailor , “it’s driving me nuts!”

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