Sign outside a Vet's Surgery:
Why can't Dalmatians hide?
Because they are always spotted.
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Sign outside a Vet's Surgery:
Why can't Dalmatians hide?
Because they are always spotted.
Not when they’re born they don’t… [emoji6]
The spots come through after a couple of weeks.
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Donald Duck is away for a romantic break with the girl friend. Realising he is out of condoms he heads down to the hotel shop and asks for a condom.
"Will I put it on your bill?" asks the shop assistant.
"What kind of a pervert do you think I am?" replies Donald Duck...
Alas, nobody here with a Joke Book ?[bigsad]
I had a friend who got addicted to brake fluid, he used to drink all the brake fluid out of his master cylinder after the car got serviced. The doctors warned him off it but he couldn't seem to stop.
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Originally Posted by superquag
One could rely on at least 3 x Chuckles per day at times from sash but not of late. ??????
Come back sash all is forgiven, there being stuff you need to be forgiven for that is ?? [biggrin]
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Originally Posted by Homestar
But wouldn't it be quicker with a litre of DULUX finest black enamel & an artist's 1/2" round brush?
Job done.
Did you hear the one about the .............. oh, can't put that on here.
What about the bloke who............... no, wait, can't put that one up either.
Never mind.
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Originally Posted by ChookD2
That bad,huh?[bigsad][bigrolf]
Here's a stock broker joke..........Bear markets have predicted nine out of the last five recessions.