Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Blues brothers is one of my favorite Movies Des. The Mother Superior in the Blues Brothers might have met her match with my Aunt.

She did ask my parents to kick my little sister (13 y.o) out of the house as she did not want to go to church once while visiting. They didn't kick her out of course. I was running about in the Navy when that visit happened. Noting she has not tried to excommunicate me yet

The Penguin is cool of course

Maybe not excommunicated you but maybe there have been plenty of crossed forefingers & hexes going on in the background. Were you on HMAS Sydney by any chance?

Originally Posted by 4bee

Maybe not excommunicated you but maybe there have been plenty of crossed forefingers & hexes going on in the background. Were you on HMAS Sydney by any chance?

Hexes? Might explain a LOT of my broken bones and blood loss I will ask her.

Was I on FFG type Sydney? Nope. Played with her often Des. FFG turbine spin up sounded very cool.

I was on her sister HMAS Adelaide FFG - She was my last ship.

The New Adelaide is a BIG target. Just kidding. Its a Huge "Amphibious Assault Ships" or "Landing Helicopter Docks (LHD"

Trivia FFGs are still running The former HMAS Newcastle FFG was sold to Chile's navy. Not bad for "Plastic fantastics" a nickname us Steel destroyers types gave them

Did you know some Sydney crew Des?

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Hexes? Might explain a LOT of my broken bones and blood loss I will ask her.

Was I on FFG type Sydney? Nope. Played with her often Des. FFG turbine spin up sounded very cool.

I was on her sister HMAS Adelaide FFG - She was my last ship.

The New Adelaide is a BIG target. Just kidding. Its a Huge "Amphibious Assault Ships" or "Landing Helicopter Docks (LHD"

Trivia FFGs are still running The former HMAS Newcastle FFG was sold to Chile's navy. Not bad for "Plastic fantastics" a nickname us Steel destroyers types gave them

Did you know some Sydney crew Des?

Only you darls, not the Carrier, although I tell a fib. I did work with an ER Tiffy who was a screwed up Garden Island Gate participant if you get my drift. Talk about bloody weird!

Glad when I left there.

From my Mrs..

University days...
I so would have done this especially in stage one anatomy but we didn't have laptops....


https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/statu..._Qc9fdDI_xKUEg

Originally Posted by sashadidi

University days...
I so would have done this especially stage in one anatomy but we didn't have laptops....


https://twitter.com/TansuYegen/statu..._Qc9fdDI_xKUEg

Lateral thinking should get that bloke a distinction.

Originally Posted by spudfan

From my Mrs..

Serious reply.

Speaking of tight lid jars, spud, have you copped a goggle on those wonderful inventions ie. A plastic lever type thing with a hook on it that you slip over the lid & the hook breaks the Vacuum Seal et voila.

No more straining one's wrist.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Serious reply.

Speaking of tight lid jars, spud, have you copped a goggle on those wonderful inventions ie. A plastic lever type thing with a hook on it that you slip over the lid & the hook breaks the Vacuum Seal et voila.

No more straining one's wrist.

Got a couple, work a treat, worth their weight in.....Plastic.