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Yep- fevers and chills here. Tap like nose and pounding head. Not Covid or flu A or B accounting to a different type of RAT. I do want to give it the ass as well [bigrolf]Quote:
Originally Posted by sashadidi
Work is scared of me. RSV or .................................................. ................................. The list can be long
I think my neighbor is stalking me.
She's been Googling my name on her computer.
I saw it through my telescope last night.
My girlfriend thinks I'm a stalker......well, she's not actually my girlfriend.
I received a bouquet with all the flowers cut off. I assumed it was from a stalker.
You need to nip that in the bud..Quote:
Originally Posted by Saitch
Mr Smith is in the waiting room of the local optometrist when he's called into the office. "Mr Smith, I need to speak to you about masturbation.".Mr Smith replies, "oh my god, is it sending me blind ?". "No, it's making the other patients very uncomfortable". [bigwhistle]
Seen yesterday in a Peter Robinson DCI Banks novel:
Do you like long legs or short legs?
I like something in-between.
Otherwise known as Goldilocks legs. [bigwhistle]Quote:
Originally Posted by p38arover
