Jokes

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Originally Posted by Hogarthde

, she said " well it's not my job "

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Bet she didn't. Bet she used probably the most common of all apostrophe errors and said "its not my job".

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Originally Posted by Hogarthde

I know it is a joke, but the apostrophe in Suzuki really annoyed me. ( I really must get out more )[happycry]

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Only the Suzuki's (:tease:) got the unnecessary apostrophe, not the Fords.

Engagement ring dual purpose for the young guys who may be proposing soon....

https://youtu.be/r3YvPnMeg6A'si=kbszw-NhjSh1AO52

After my house got burgled my insurance suggested I beef up security, so I got a couple of cows.

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Originally Posted by Hogarthde

I know it is a joke, but the apostrophe in Suzuki really annoyed me. ( I really must get out more )[happycry]

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Originally Posted by DieselLSE

Me too. How could such a witty copywriter be so grammatically ignorant?

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Originally Posted by Tins

aaa'h, the errant apostrophe... I see folk so afraid of them that theyre refuse to usem at all.

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Maybe join this society [smilebigeye]

Apostrophe Protection Society


Colin

Good find Colin, [smilebigeye]

Was it dear old Spike who said " I would not join any society that would have me " ?

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Originally Posted by Hogarthde

Good find Colin, [smilebigeye]

Was it dear old Spike who said " I would not join any society that would have me " ?

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Maybe, but I think Groucho said it first:

https://youtu.be/bkB5hrxFAmw'si=Fgzt_45cV6MBKkQM

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Originally Posted by Tins

Maybe, but I think Groucho said it first....

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Maybe he should join the "Anti-social Club"?

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

Maybe he should join the "Anti-social Club"?

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He was the founding member.

[QUOTE=RANDLOVER;3225245]Maybe he should join the "Anti-social Club"?

A few years ago in Southern Africa, the guide showed us ginourmous straw nests hanging in trees, built and occupied by ' sociable weaver birds '.

I posed the question " what happens if a bird becomes unsociable, is it kicked out and starts building an unsociable colony ?"

The guide was perplexed, as most in the group, only a kiwi couple and two nurses from Brisvegas had a smile.