Thread: Jokes

A sailor staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
The priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
So the sailor goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!”
Then the priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
Finally, the sailor gets fed up and says: “Here, I’ll prove it.”


He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the sailor and says: “Jesus Christ, you’re back again?!”

Just read that Madona is 65 and her boyfriend is 27, Cher is 77 and her boyfriend is 35.

Single women worried about not having a partner may not need to worry? There boyfriend may not be born yet

Originally Posted by Saitch

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Looks more Pozi to me

All crop circles are caused by.....


wait for it.....

Cereal Killers, There’s a grain of truth in this which is barley humourous and it gives me sorghums

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

All crop circles are caused by.....


wait for it.....

Cereal Killers, There’s a grain of truth in this which is barley humourous and it gives me sorghums

Originally Posted by d2dave

Looks more Pozi to me

Nah, you're being too optimistic.... there's no 'in-between' ridges....

- Need to visit SpecSavers !

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I just got a text from the hospital to confirm my appointment and let me know that they were changing it to a virtual visit.


My appointment is for a colonoscopy.....