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  1. 13th July 2024, 11:23 AM #8951
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    JC is Navy?

    A sailor staggers out of a bar and runs into two priests. He goes over to the first priest and says: “Hey, I’m Jesus Christ!”
    The priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
    So the sailor goes over to the second priest and says: “Man, I’m Jesus Christ!”
    Then the priest says: “No son, you’re not.”
    Finally, the sailor gets fed up and says: “Here, I’ll prove it.”


    He walks back into the bar with both priests and the bartender looks up and sees the sailor and says: “Jesus Christ, you’re back again?!”
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    Single Women relax

    Just read that Madona is 65 and her boyfriend is 27, Cher is 77 and her boyfriend is 35.

    Single women worried about not having a partner may not need to worry? There boyfriend may not be born yet
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saitch View Post
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    Looks more Pozi to me
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    All crop circles are caused by.....


    wait for it.....

    Cereal Killers, There’s a grain of truth in this which is barley humourous and it gives me sorghums
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    All crop circles are caused by.....


    wait for it.....

    Cereal Killers, There’s a grain of truth in this which is barley humourous and it gives me sorghums



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    Quote Originally Posted by d2dave View Post
    Looks more Pozi to me
    Nah, you're being too optimistic.... there's no 'in-between' ridges....

    - Need to visit SpecSavers !
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    I just got a text from the hospital to confirm my appointment and let me know that they were changing it to a virtual visit.


    My appointment is for a colonoscopy.....
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
    I just got a text from the hospital to confirm my appointment and let me know that they were changing it to a virtual visit.


    My appointment is for a colonoscopy.....
    Via KFC?
    "KFC is now testing artificial intelligence (AI) chatbots at five drive-thru restaurant locations in Greater Sydney.
    The latest technology is being used in a trial for customers to interact with, but those who order via the drive-thru can request to speak to an employee."

    I wonder if we can ask for coding or the current exchange rates as we add to our cholesterol troubles ? colonoscopy- Get that one up your
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