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  1. 7th February 2022, 10:37 AM #7951
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    Quote Originally Posted by 350RRC View Post
    Looks like a bulletproof vest upside down to me, but your interpretation is amusing.

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    Oi DL, it wasn't meant to be amusing. It is a very serious subject having one's DAKS full of **** bearing in mind, being bulletproof, it would therefore have many many layers, & would tend to make them Watertight & a bit messy if a Bullet did happen to penetrate the garment.

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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    That'd smart a bit but at the end of the day it would probably be good for his piles just like a Woodworker's Rasp if they were dried. That'd really really smart. The Cob, not his piles.
    As long as he didn’t slip and fall on the cob… it might aggravate more than the pilesJokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by Gav 110 View Post
    As long as he didn’t slip and fall on the cob… it might aggravate more than the pilesJokes

    If he was walking backwards that may very well happen. Apparently. "Cob a la Prostate."
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    Quote Originally Posted by V8Ian View Post
    Corn cob.
    For a deep clean?
    Cheers, Billy.
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    Quote Originally Posted by cuppabillytea View Post
    For a deep clean?
    Maybe a thorough scrubJokes
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    Quote Originally Posted by RHS58 View Post

    I’m not too sure how a goose would feel about this.
    A lot better than they feel about being force fed to make foie gras, I imagine.
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    That’s where all my gnomes have been going!!
    I thought the local teenagers had been taking them on “holiday”Jokes
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