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  1. 17th March 2021, 07:28 PM #6951
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    A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic. The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?" "I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
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    Quote Originally Posted by rick130 View Post
    A priest, a pastor and a rabbit walked in to blood donation clinic. The nursed asked the rabbit: "What is your blood type?" "I am probably a type O" said the rabbit.
    Oh dear..
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    After a year's lockdown I no longer find it boring staying in all day, but I don't understand why in one box of Rice Krispies there are 12453, and in another box there are 12467?
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    Quote Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist View Post
    After a year's lockdown I no longer find it boring staying in all day, but I don't understand why in one box of Rice Krispies there are 12453, and in another box there are 12467?


    JEEEEZUZ, Eevo has really got to you ain't he?
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    Quote Originally Posted by 4bee View Post
    JEEEEZUZ, Eevo has really got to you ain't he?
    He'll get to us all in the end, mark my words.
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    sure you weren't counting fruitloops? plenty of them around
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    Harry Brown was a defense lawyer who always tried to look on the bright side, even with his most hardened criminal clients. One day, during a particularly difficult case, he told his client:

    "I've got good news and bad news. The bad news is your blood test came back and your DNA matches the blood found on the victim, the murder weapon and the getaway car."

    "Oh no!" said the client. "I'm finished! What's the good news?"

    "Your cholesterol is down to 4."
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