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  1. 3rd May 2020, 02:18 AM #5951
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    My wife thought she saw some bread that had been named after me.


    But it actually said "Thick cut".
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    Just in time for May the 4th day, Harrison Ford has released a CD of songs based on the Star Wars trilogy.


    It's his first Solo album.
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  5. 3rd May 2020, 08:40 PM #5955
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    Not a joke, but I thought it was funny. The 3 year old granddaughter Miranda and I had this conversation today:

    Miranda: A bee sniffed my butt butt.
    Me: Really - a bee?
    Miranda: Yes, but it's gone now.

    So, I'm still wondering what really happened.
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    That's very funny, but some people may actually believe it is true.
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    Quote Originally Posted by DiscoMick View Post
    Not a joke, but I thought it was funny. The 3 year old granddaughter Miranda and I had this conversation today:

    Miranda: A bee sniffed my butt butt.
    Me: Really - a bee?
    Miranda: Yes, but it's gone now.

    So, I'm still wondering what really happened.
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    Wonder no more Michael . A bee landed on her strides/dress & was monitored by her ALDI rear view camera through her Moby APP.. Simples.

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