Thread: Jokes

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My friend asked me to help him round up his 37 sheep. I said "40".

Why did the chicken go to the séance? To get to the other side.

Duh..... took me at least a minute to get the sheep count🧐

I think my neighbor is stalking me as she's been Googling my name on her computer. I saw it through my telescope last night.

I read that 4,153,237 people got married last year. Not to cause any
trouble, but shouldn't that be an even number?

I find it ironic that the colors red, white, and blue stand for
freedom until they are flashing behind you