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  1. 4th May 2020, 04:07 PM #5961
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    Quote Originally Posted by sashadidi View Post
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    And don’t forget the spare!
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    I had a bit of a nasty accident at the sawmill today.


    My other half reckons I should sue for compensation.
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  3. 4th May 2020, 05:56 PM #5963
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    დიდება უკრაინას
    Рашка парашка
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    In every month, there is a either a Greg or Ian celebrating their birthday.....
    Must be the Gregorian Calender.
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    can Greg or Ian chant?
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    Q. Why don't blind people bungy jump?

    A. It scares the crap out of the dogs.
    There is no eraser on the pencil of life.

    Now - Not a Land Rover (2018 Dmax)
    Was - 2008 D3 SE 4.0l V6
    Was - 2000 D2 TD5 with much fruit.

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    I love the way the earth rotates.

    It really makes my day.
    If you need to contact me please email homestarrunnerau@gmail.com - thanks - Gav.
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    Some persian guy tried to pick a fight with me.

    I ran
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    Went looking for a house with old period features.

    She hates it when i call her that.
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    Man goes into bookstore and asks “do you have that self help guide for men with small penises?”

    Girl replies “it’s not in yet”

    Man says “yes! That’s the one!”
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