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  1. 5th June 2020, 12:40 AM #6061
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    The Government in Egypt has asked the city's taxi drivers to drive around Cairo sounding their car horns.
    It is hoped that the familiar sounds of the city will induce a return to tranquillity and normality following the recent pandemic.
    Operation Toot 'n Calm 'Em will last for the rest of the week.
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    A news media editor asked one of his sub-editors to write a short headline for a similar article to Hong Kong passes bill criminalising disrespect of Chinese national anthem - ABC News focussing on "The national security law is aimed at curbing subversive activity, with Beijing pushing for it after a months-long pro-democracy protest movement at times saw violent clashes between police and protesters.", so he came up with "Hong Kong, Sing Song, Ding Dong".
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    can't believe I got arrested for impersonating a politician.


    I was just sitting around doing nothing!
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    America: where minorities fear their kids getting shot, and white people fear their kids getting shots.
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  6. 9th June 2020, 08:07 PM #6066
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    Where blacks teach their kids to fear the cops, and whites tell their kids to become the cops.
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    "A priest, a minister and a rabbit walk into a bar. The bartender says to the rabbit, “what’ll you have?”. The rabbit says, “I don’t know, I’m only here because of autocorrect”.**
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    I entered ten Puns in a Pun competition. I did not win sadly. No pun in-ten-ded won
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    Quote Originally Posted by NavyDiver View Post
    I entered ten Puns in a Pun competition. I did not win sadly. No pun in-ten-ded won
    Oh dear, oh dear, oh dear...
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