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  1. 15th July 2020, 09:33 PM #6161
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    Quote Originally Posted by pop058 View Post
    Damn you
    I fell for it too... 😇
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    Ebay is bloody useless.


    I searched for lighters, and all I got was 14632 matches.
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  3. 16th July 2020, 08:32 PM #6163
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    An 85-year-old grandfather was rushed to the hospital with a possible concussion. The doctor asked him a series of questions.


    Doc: “Do you know where you are?”


    Man: “I’m at Rex Hospital.”


    Doc: “What city are you in?”


    Man: “Raleigh.”


    Doc: “Do you know who I am?”


    Man: “Dr. Hamilton.”


    The man then turned to a nurse.


    Man: “I hope he doesn’t ask me any more questions.”


    Nurse: “Why?”


    Man: “Because all those answers were on his badge!”
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    Quote Originally Posted by Old Farang View Post
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    Bloody Toyota's, and thats a new one, geeze you should see them when the rust gets into themJokes
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    My three favourite things are eating my family and not using commas.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Saulman1010 View Post
    Bloody Toyota's, and thats a new one, geeze you should see them when the rust gets into themJokes
    It's probably running as good as the day it was made though.
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    Quote Originally Posted by Homestar View Post
    It's probably running as good as the day it was made though.
    Monday or Friday?
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    Take your pick as they are both recognised as Crap days to start a build.
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