Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by 4bee

My Grandson & GGson are drummers (he taught him) & was just about to hit "Send" to ask him for an explanation when it suddenly hit me.

Deeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeerrrrr rrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrrr.

My son and his are also accomplished drummers, but they have aspirations of becoming musicians.

I suppose Mozart & his mates are a tad difficult to play on the drums.

What do you call someone who hangs out with singers and musicians?

A Drummer.

Did you hear about the Mexican fireman whose wife had twin boys?
He called the first one Hosea.

Don't tell me, he called the 2nd one Hose B, roight?

My friend keeps saying "cheer up man it could be worse, you could be stuck underground in a hole full of water." I know he means well.

Originally Posted by Eevo

What's the difference between a constipated owl and a bad marksman?


A bad marksman shoots but can't hit.

Took me a while to see the spoonerism... then it nearly killed me

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