Thread: Jokes

Where did Sarah go when the bomb went off?

Everywhere...

A homosexual couple have moved in down the road from me. They seem like good buggers.

Originally Posted by sashadidi

A homosexual couple have moved in down the road from me. They seem like good buggers.

Why not give them a ring?

A couple of good uni mates are partners. They always say they are happy, you might even say gay...

Originally Posted by 4bee

Why not give them a ring?

I did, they invited me over for a caligula theme party and to bring a pillow and I had to wear a toga,should be fun just like boarding school.

Originally Posted by sashadidi

I did, they invited me over for a caligula theme party and to bring a pillow and I had to wear a toga,should be fun just like boarding school.

Boarding School! You wealthy wealthy bastard!


A pillow eh, that sounds a bit suss. Do they expect you to bite it now & then?

Thought for the day. Will you be plucking grapes from a bunch served by a Nude, nubile, scantily attired woman?



You lucky lucky bastard.

Originally Posted by 4bee

Boarding School! You wealthy wealthy bastard!


A pillow eh, that sounds a bit suss. Do they expect you to bite it now & then?

Thought for the day. Will you be plucking grapes from a bunch served by a Nude, nubile, scantily attired woman?



You lucky lucky bastard.

It was a boys only boarding school if you get my drift... so thats why I reckon sounds a bit suss... nubile women ,not z chance ,they will just think they are women.

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