Jokes

**Eevo** · 26th October 2020, 12:22 PM

A frightened man dialed 000 to report! an assault. "I was coming in the back door," said the man to the dispatcher, "when I was struck on the forehead. Luckily, I was able to get into the house and lock the door. Please send help right away!"
After advising him to stay calm, the dispatcher sent an officer to investigate. About a half hour later, the rookie returns to the station and is sporting a large bump on his head.
"What happened to you?," asked the chief. "Did you find the perp?"
"Yes I did, and it was easy, chief," replied the rookie, rubbing his sore head ... "I stepped on the rake, too."

**Eevo** · 26th October 2020, 01:11 PM

Originally Posted by 4bee

What is he saying? I haven't a clue what to do next to satisfy these whinging Victorians.

**4bee** · 26th October 2020, 03:15 PM

Originally Posted by Eevo

He's Apoplectic now. I reckon he's saying something like. "Those cheating bastards at North Face Clothing have just told me they aren't going to pay me my commission for their Free advertising on SKY News."

**Eevo** · 26th October 2020, 03:47 PM

Originally Posted by 4bee

I reckon he's saying something like. "Those cheating bastards at North Face Clothing have just told me they aren't going to pay me my commission for their Free advertising on SKY News."

a real life joke
getting my car to melb and back

from adel to melb: $295
from melb to adel: $745

**sashadidi** · 26th October 2020, 04:59 PM

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**Homestar** · 26th October 2020, 06:38 PM

Originally Posted by Eevo

a real life joke
getting my car to melb and back

from adel to melb: $295
from melb to adel: $745

Get it over here for whatever is needed and I’ll drive it back to the border for you if you can get there as well. 😁👍

**4bee** · 26th October 2020, 09:03 PM

Originally Posted by Homestar

Get it over here for whatever is needed and I’ll drive it back to the border for you if you can get there as well. 😁👍

It sounds like the Olde Worlde Standover Gangsters of Olde Worlde Melbourne still like to try it on for cash.

**sashadidi** · 27th October 2020, 03:34 PM

Adapt as required....
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**sashadidi** · 27th October 2020, 05:22 PM

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**Eevo** · 27th October 2020, 05:23 PM

What's made of leather and sounds like a sneeze?
A shoe.

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