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**sashadidi** · 25th October 2020, 04:33 PM

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**sashadidi** · 25th October 2020, 04:33 PM

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**Eevo** · 25th October 2020, 05:42 PM

I went to the paint store yesterday to get thinner.
It didn't work.

**Eevo** · 25th October 2020, 05:46 PM

for homestar

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**Homestar** · 25th October 2020, 05:56 PM

I’ll pay that.

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**4bee** · 25th October 2020, 06:26 PM

Originally Posted by Eevo

for homestar

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What is he saying? I haven't a clue what to do next to satisfy these whinging Victorians.

Don't they recognise God when they see me?

I really am getting to dislike this bloke more than The Donald, although they both blow a lot of hot air.

**Eevo** · 25th October 2020, 07:00 PM

I have a fear of speedbumps.
but im slowly getting over it.

DiscoMick · 25th October 2020, 07:40 PM

A bloke tells his doctor: 'I do a poo at 6 every morning.'
Doctor: 'That's good.'
Bloke: 'No it's not. I don't get up until 7!'

**NavyDiver** · 25th October 2020, 08:19 PM

Originally Posted by Eevo

I went to the paint store yesterday to get thinner.
It didn't work.

I tied that Eevo. I went into my local paint shop and asked for a stripper, the assistant chucked me out.

**4bee** · 26th October 2020, 11:25 AM

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

I tied that Eevo. I went into my local paint shop and asked for a stripper, the assistant chucked me out.

So much for taking well meant advice.

The question remains what would you have done if they'd wheeled one out for you? Run a bloody Mile, which from what I gather, you could do with your eyes closed.

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