Thread: Jokes

Might remind a few people of their doctors visits.....

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Originally Posted by rick130

And impossible anyway.
Have you seen Ken without pants??!!

Can't say I have.

Have seen a few naked Barbies. They've had malibus for forever.

A 'step daughter' who lived at my place had heaps of Barbies. Used to leave some in the garden / lawn area where they'd get run over by the mower accidentally.

Her mother used to call them the Aushwitz Barbies.

cheers. DL

Originally Posted by 350RRC

Can't say I have.

Have seen a few naked Barbies. They've had malibus for forever.

A 'step daughter' who lived at my place had heaps of Barbies. Used to leave some in the garden / lawn area where they'd get run over by the mower accidentally.

Her mother used to call them the Aushwitz Barbies.

cheers. DL

Malibus or Brazilians?

Originally Posted by rick130

Malibus or Brazilians?

Malibus

My wife and I share a sense of humour. We have to, she doesn't have one.

Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

My wife and I share a sense of humour. We have to, she doesn't have one.

Try sending flowers to your next door neighbor. My neighbor Doug and Margret got a delivery at 6pm every Friday. I sit In my veranda to stick beak. Its Great fun and very entertaining.

I get the florist to add a Card. It says "Dear Doug I am missing your body. I want you now. Love Jane"

I have booked the delivery until the lock down here is over. Sit back with a glass of wine watching Margret beat up Doug and Doug trying futilely to say he has no idea. Its a hoot

Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Try sending flowers to your next door neighbor. My neighbor Doug and Margret got a delivery at 6pm every Friday. I sit In my veranda to stick beak. Its Great fun and very entertaining.

I get the florist to add a Card. It says "Dear Doug I am missing your body. I want you now. Love Jane"

I have booked the delivery until the lock down here is over. Sit back with a glass of wine watching Margret beat up Doug and Doug trying futilely to say he has no idea. Its a hoot

Be afraid James, they'll put 2 & 2 together one day at 1815 after they hear the chortling/sniggering over the fence & you may never see the end of the lock down.


Then again, they may have a fine sense of humour or a good solicitor?