Jokes

'Breathless Ken'?

Might remind a few people of their doctors visits.....

https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=hY19FNkBkQ8

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Originally Posted by rick130

And impossible anyway.
Have you seen Ken without pants??!! [emoji50][emoji23]

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Can't say I have.

Have seen a few naked Barbies. They've had malibus for forever.

A 'step daughter' who lived at my place had heaps of Barbies. Used to leave some in the garden / lawn area where they'd get run over by the mower accidentally.

Her mother used to call them the Aushwitz Barbies.

cheers. DL

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Originally Posted by 350RRC

Can't say I have.

Have seen a few naked Barbies. They've had malibus for forever.

A 'step daughter' who lived at my place had heaps of Barbies. Used to leave some in the garden / lawn area where they'd get run over by the mower accidentally.

Her mother used to call them the Aushwitz Barbies.

cheers. DL

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Malibus or Brazilians? [emoji56][emoji23]

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Originally Posted by rick130

Malibus or Brazilians? [emoji56][emoji23]

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Malibus

My wife and I share a sense of humour. We have to, she doesn't have one.

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Originally Posted by RANDLOVER

My wife and I share a sense of humour. We have to, she doesn't have one.

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Try sending flowers to your next door neighbor. My neighbor Doug and Margret got a delivery at 6pm every Friday. I sit In my veranda to stick beak. Its Great fun and very entertaining.

I get the florist to add a Card. It says "Dear Doug I am missing your body. I want you now. Love Jane"

I have booked the delivery until the lock down here is over. Sit back with a glass of wine watching Margret beat up Doug and Doug trying futilely to say he has no idea. Its a hoot[biggrin]

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Originally Posted by NavyDiver

Try sending flowers to your next door neighbor. My neighbor Doug and Margret got a delivery at 6pm every Friday. I sit In my veranda to stick beak. Its Great fun and very entertaining.

I get the florist to add a Card. It says "Dear Doug I am missing your body. I want you now. Love Jane"

I have booked the delivery until the lock down here is over. Sit back with a glass of wine watching Margret beat up Doug and Doug trying futilely to say he has no idea. Its a hoot[biggrin]

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Be afraid James, they'll put 2 & 2 together one day at 1815 after they hear the chortling/sniggering over the fence & you may never see the end of the lock down.


Then again, they may have a fine sense of humour or a good solicitor?[bigrolf]

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Originally Posted by 4bee

Be afraid James, they'll put 2 & 2 together one day at 1815 after they hear the chortling/sniggering over the fence & you may never see the end of the lock down.


Then again, they may have a fine sense of humour or a good solicitor?[bigrolf]

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My next door is a lawyer. Not one Doug in the street sadly[biggrin]