Thread: Jokes

not a joke, just a good story


A father said to his daughter “You have graduated with honors, here is a car I bought many years ago.
It is a bit older now but before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them you want to sell it and see how much they offer you for it.
The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because they said it looks pretty worn out.”
The father said, now “Take it to the pawn shop.” The daughter went to the pawn shop, returned to her father and said,”The pawn shop offered only $100 because it is an old car.”
The father asked his daughter to go to a car club now and show them the car. The daughter then took the car to the club, returned and told her father,” Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it because it’s a Holden Torana and it's an iconic car and sought by many collectors”
Now the father said this to his daughter, “The right place values you the right way,” If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place. Those who know your value are those who appreciate you......Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.
Never!

Originally Posted by Eevo

not a joke, just a good story


A father said to his daughter “You have graduated with honors, here is a car I bought many years ago.
It is a bit older now but before I give it to you, take it to the used car lot downtown and tell them you want to sell it and see how much they offer you for it.
The daughter went to the used car lot, returned to her father and said, “They offered me $1,000 because they said it looks pretty worn out.”
The father said, now “Take it to the pawn shop.” The daughter went to the pawn shop, returned to her father and said,”The pawn shop offered only $100 because it is an old car.”
The father asked his daughter to go to a car club now and show them the car. The daughter then took the car to the club, returned and told her father,” Some people in the club offered $100,000 for it because it’s a Holden Torana and it's an iconic car and sought by many collectors”
Now the father said this to his daughter, “The right place values you the right way,” If you are not valued, do not be angry, it means you are in the wrong place. Those who know your value are those who appreciate you......Never stay in a place where no one sees your value.
Never!

Us olde Geezers here know what wisdom is.

Originally Posted by rick130

That’s not a joke

That’s just the Green Oval Experience

Originally Posted by Gav 110

That’s not a joke

That’s just the Green Oval Experience

But really, is a Joke.

Originally Posted by rick130

The amount of time I spent under my Disco recently I wish that it DID leak coffee...

Originally Posted by Tins

The amount of time I spent under my Disco recently I wish that it DID leak coffee...

The more it leaks the less chance of underbody/chassis rust

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Originally Posted by Gav 110

The more it leaks the less chance of underbody/chassis rust

Coffee prevents rust??.

On a brighter note, perhaps that's why Toyotas are notorious for rusting chassis.