Thread: Jokes

Originally Posted by spudfan

Should not take much to furnish....

I got a Womble figurine adjustable pepper grinder for Christmas, it's bloody useless, no matter how I set the thing the pepper is either over ground or under ground.

Originally Posted by sashadidi

Road worker stands, looks intently at the ground, then swings his shovel in a wide arch. Again! Again! Again! Slices and smashes a hapless large snail.

Foreman: "Hey! What'ya do that for?!?"

Road worker: "I didn't trust the look of him ... and he's been following me around all day."

Don't get it. The road worker couldn't have caught it.

For the 10th year in a row, my co workers have voted me "The most secretive guy in the office".
I can't tell you how much this award means to me.

Originally Posted by Fifth Columnist

I got a Womble figurine adjustable pepper grinder for Christmas, it's bloody useless, no matter how I set the thing the pepper is either over ground or under ground.

I'm never quite sure about some of these Character gizmos especially if they are battery operated. Sometimes I reckon they are for Decoration only.

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Jumped in a taxi today . As the driver just passed my place I tapped him on the shoulder. He slammed on the brakes and served violently running up the curb and just stopping before hitting a tree!

OMG I said to him, "you're so jumpy you almost killed us both!"

He was as white as a ghost and said " Its my first day in a Uber/taxi today. I have been driving a hearse for the last 20 years!